Fortune teller

Maybe I don't want my fortune read I don't want to know how it all ends Im already filled with dread Knowing that I lost my friend I can't see her when the sun is shining Because she'll just drag the clouds in She's a rainy day without an umbrella She's a skipping record and I can't tell her  How much I miss it  That sweet little kiss it  Really was the ticket I'll have to smash that chrystal ball So I can't know anything at all But I think of you every day Even though I'm the one who went away Baby you know I couldnt stay Another day would have been too long You're the words to the saddest song You know what feels so wrong? How much I miss it That sweet little kiss it Really was the ticket Fortune teller told me that day That I was hooked there'd be no way For me to ever leave you I'd just have to believe in you Extend my arms and wrap you up Inhale all your wicked charms Either you're evil or I'm just naive But I find it hard to believe How much I miss it That sweet little kiss it Really was the ticket  

Peanut butter and potato chips

There must be a hole in my pocket
Or maybe in my head
I've looked in the car seats
And underneath my bed
But I can't find a dime
Or a nickel to rub
My stomach is growling
I'm an unwashed slob
Eating peanut butter
And potato chips
I'm the worlds oldest
Fourth grader
I can whine like a bitch
I'm the cranky old man
Get off my lawn you kids
My stomach is growling
I'm an unwashed slob
I'm eating peanut butter
And potato chips
I live in one room of a big old house
Keep the lights out
So I can't see the depression
All around me
Too bad there's no closet
To hang myself in
They'd find me in there
With my peanut butter
And potato chips